Stop the Gun Slingin’ Nonsense

Before I begin, let me just say that The Buckster doesn’t own a gun. With that said, I believe the Second Amendment gives all Americans the right to defend themselves – and it shouldn’t be altered in any way. Everyone should be required to pass a background check to own a gun, and we shouldn’t be giving guns to violent criminals or the mentally unstable.

If that’s too nuanced for you people who live at the extremes of every issue, then don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. For everyone else, let’s have some real talk…

There are more than 300 million guns in circulation in the United States, and that number rises every day – especially when dumbasses like Beto “Turdo” O’Rourke say stupid shit like “Hell yes, we are going to take your AR-15s!”

That’s the very definition of writing a check with your mouth that your ass has no ability to cash, player.

It’s a clear sign that we are now in the political silly season when people like Turdo and that idiot Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee say dumb shit. Congresswoman “Jackwagon” Lee said that an AR-15 is “as heavy as 10 boxes you might be moving” and uses .50 caliber bullets.

Hey Sheila, an AR-15 only weighs 7.5lbs and .50 caliber bullets are used by the military in heavy machine guns and against armored vehicles. Nice try, though.

Stupidity serves one purpose only: making you look stupid.

Extensive background checks WILL NOT solve the problem of crazy people killing innocent citizens, but they should be in place for logic’s sake. If the process snags one psychopath planning to murder dozens of concert-goers then it’s worth the effort.

Nod your head, player!

If a criminal, mentally ill psychopath, or suicidal terrorist wants to obtain a gun with the intent of causing mass casualties, they can do so outside of the legal system. Even extreme members of Congress like “Turdo” and “Jackwagon” should be able to agree on that.

So which is more desperate: eating your own turd or promising low IQ voters that you’re going to confiscate AR-15s? Close call.

No mass gun confiscation plan would ever be attempted, because we’d have a second Civil War on our hands.

Seriously, could you imagine Beto O’Rourke going door to door in rural Nebraska demanding that law-abiding citizens hand over their weapons? I sure as hell can’t without laughing.

The fact that the media follows along in lockstep with these idiots reveals their true agenda, and shows how out of touch they are with the people they typically refer to as “real hard-working Americans.”

Politicians need to think before they speak, because the majority of us out here in America are definitely going to think before we vote.