Rudolph The Red Nosed Winner

In 1964, Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer cartoon was introduced to the world. Everyone growing up watched it, loved it, and cheered for Rudolph as he was specifically chosen by Santa over all the other reindeer’s to lead the sleigh. Most normal people thinks this is just a traditional Christmas story that’s loved by all.

Not so… according to the politically correct idiots, progressives, elites, academics, and ultra-liberal bed wetters out there. To these jackasses, the story of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is about bullying and homophobia. WTF!?

These know-it-alls want to “protect” our children from this type of offensive story. They know better than the actual parents and grown ups in the room. They are smarter than “fly-over” America. Don’t believe it… ask them.

Let me just call BULLSHIT on all of this. The truth about the Rudolph story is that it’s about capitalism. Yes… that dreaded evil word. CAPITALISM.

Rudolph overcame obstacles. He ignored the assholes trying to put him down and get in the way of his eventual success. Rudolph wasn’t the biggest or strongest. He was a little weird looking, but he kept working his ass off until he got the opportunity to shine. And when that opportunity came, he kicked reindeer ass!

Sound familiar (except for the reindeer ass part)? It does to The Buckster, and I’m sure it does to a lot of you as well. All of us deal with assholes and roadblocks that get in the way toward our path to success. Like Rudolph, we are determined to achieve our goal. The reindeer world is I’m sure a tough one. As we all know… real life and the path to success is an absolute bitch.

So the next time Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer comes on TV… gather the kiddies around and explain to them why it should be called Rudolph The Red Nosed WINNER. Then grab the popcorn, perform a silent discreet “flip-off” middle finger to all politically correct losers, and watch one of the best capitalist cartoons of all time.

Screw political correctness…. and Merry Frickin’ Christmas & Happy F’ing New Year from Bucky Haighte… the baddest mother factual on the planet!